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Post by ADRIAN SWIFT on Jul 31, 2007 0:04:04 GMT
It crossed my mind (don't ask why) that if you spread Marmite on the inside of your spandex pants it would make them much easier to get on. Marmite seems like a tremendously versatile product. What else could it be used for?.................................................. The person who posts the 101st use wins a jar of Marmite  001 |
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Post by NICKO MCBRAIN JNR on Jul 31, 2007 12:58:47 GMT
Oh yes marmite can be a very versatile indeed, they might as well have called it 'Swiss Army Spread'
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Post by STEEL on Jul 31, 2007 20:20:51 GMT
Road tar?
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Post by eddiesmum on Jul 31, 2007 21:26:17 GMT
Coat a skinny girl in it and call her a Twiglet.
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Post by Spook on Aug 15, 2007 1:57:25 GMT
As a tasty additive to coffee.. Marmoffee anyone?  005 |
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Post by MARTINMETAL on Sept 15, 2007 21:19:22 GMT
As a tasty additive to coffee.. Marmoffee anyone? 005  ERRGH fucking disgusting and now they've got poor old paddington bear eating it the bastards. What has he ever done to them! |
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Post by ADRIAN SWIFT on Oct 9, 2007 14:46:37 GMT
As a tasty additive to coffee.. Marmoffee anyone? 005 ERRGH fucking disgusting Ooooh! You chuffin' philistine! |
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Post by NICKO MCBRAIN JNR on Oct 23, 2007 13:12:53 GMT
Get ready for it.................... Dairylea Cheese Spread with Marmite on toast! OOhhh yeah the cornerstone of any nutritious breakfast/snack It rules. Try it now thank me later Swifty  Joe |
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Post by DAVE HURRY on Oct 23, 2007 19:07:55 GMT
Marmite use number 7:
It makes for a more hygienic 'Dirty Sanchez'.
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Post by ADRIAN SWIFT on Oct 23, 2007 19:08:15 GMT
Get ready for it.................... Dairylea Cheese Spread with Marmite on toast! OOhhh yeah the cornerstone of any nutritious breakfast/snack It rules. Try it now thank me later Swifty Joe ;D PURE GENIUS!!! ;D Where's the damned Dairylea when you need it though  I see another trip to Tesco coming soon! Now, where did I put me 'Smith-in-a-bag'? Does open up one potentially damaging can of worms............which goes on the toast first? 'Cause you surely can't put your dirty, Marmite knife into the pure, unsullied tub of Dairylea! NO! I say to you Sir that this is wrong and corrupt and immoral! You will be suggesting next that one's Hartley's Damson jam would combine well with one's Marmite! You are a depraved and evil man Mr. Lazarus |
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Post by NICKO MCBRAIN JNR on Oct 24, 2007 9:25:13 GMT
Aye! Its a bit of work. It does require having some kitchen roll or some kind of cleaning utencil handy to clean the knife after each spread, thwat way you can choose what goes on first, see im more of 'leave the best to last' guy so i always put the marmite on last but hey everyones different. Go on have a go.
I assure you the results are phenomonal trust me!!
If Carlsberg made toast combos this is what they would come up with!
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Post by ADRIAN SWIFT on Oct 24, 2007 16:49:15 GMT
Carlsberg?? Now, there's an inspired idea!
Yer could spread yer Marmylea on yer toast, cut it into Marmylea soldiers then dip it in yer Carlsberg!
A breakfast fit for a Swift ;D
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Post by NICKO MCBRAIN JNR on Oct 25, 2007 8:27:35 GMT
Sold! I'll take it!
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Post by jason on Oct 25, 2007 18:04:13 GMT
POST 101
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Post by ADRIAN SWIFT on Oct 28, 2007 15:08:31 GMT
 See, I told you lager works for breakfast If Asda say so it must be true! |
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ERRGH fucking disgusting
I see another trip to Tesco coming soon! Now, where did I put me 'Smith-in-a-bag'?